Higher Than Perfection ♥
dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
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‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus.
guys who get really competitive in gym are so scary like it’s just high school gym why are u soo angry that u lost a game of volleyball
the number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
110,569 notesMe: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don’t find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ……. I can’t.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
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